He makes you laugh
The comedian He spends his whole day Scanning the newspapers Watching TV Racking his brain For ideas The jokes They have to be fresh And relevant To hit the nail On the head Stale ones And they will boo Too highbrowed They don’t get it They’ve got to be Cooked Just right His wife She thinks He loiters All day A lazy bone Spending his time On newspapers And TV She doesn’t mind If he jokes about her Atleast He has Her On his mind But when it comes To in laws That’s crossing The limit He’s been at it The whole week Just no Happenings To talk about He can’t get into Politics The people now They are divided His safest bet Is impersonation Of the famous But that too Can get stale He has to find New dialogues New people To imitate That can go on For five minutes He has an hour to do Seventy percent repeat Thirty new Is his formula So i